Ryan’s Jokes

Check out Ryan's closet full of clothes jokes to go with Meghan Rose All Dressed Up!

Why don�t shoelaces ever race?
Because they always end up in a tie.

What kind of shoes do plumbers wear?
Clogs.

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Flip flops.

What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers.

What kind of shoes do world travelers wear?
Go-go boots.

What kind of shirt does a police officer wear?
Pullover.

What kind of clothes does a fighter wear?
Boxers.

What kind of clothes does a percussionist wear?
Bell bottoms.

In a room full of mirrors, when can you NOT see your reflection?
When your eyes are shut.

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