Ryan's Jokes

What has ornaments, lights, tinsel, is green and very, very small?
A Christmas PEA!

What’s the best kind of cake to eat at Christmas?
Angel food cake!

Why is the library a good place to celebrate Christmas?
Because it’s full of carrels (carols).

What is a clam’s favorite Christmas song?
I Heard the Shells on Christmas Day

What is a sailor’s—or a card player’s—favorite Christmas song?
Deck the Halls

What is a librarian’s favorite Christmas song?
Do You Hear What I Hear?

What is a farmer’s favorite Christmas song?
God Rest Ye Dairy Gentlemen

What is a dog’s favorite Christmas song?
Bark, the Herald Angels Sing

Ryan is up to his old joking tricks again! If you want to read more of his silly jokes, go back to his BLAM page and click away.