Christmas jokes! Christmas jokes! Ryan’s got more Christmas jokes!

What do you call a happy, dizzy Santa?
Jolly Old “Faint” Nicholas.

How do eco-friendly snowmen get to work?
They ride their icicles!

What do you get when you cross Charlie Brown’s dog with an snowman?
Snowpy.

What do you get when you cross Humpty Dumpty with a chef?
Eggnog.

What is a cattle rancher’s favorite Christmas song?
I Herd the Bulls on Christmas Day.

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