Ryan’s Jokes

The YOKES on you this Easter season with Ryan’s EGG-cellent egg jokes! Ha ha! The best part about Ryan’s egg jokes is that they remind me of new life…and new life reminds me of Jesus. And that’s always an egg-citing thing!

What did the egg say to the baby chick?
You crack me up!

In a kitchen race between pickles and eggs, why do the eggs always lose?
Because they are so easy to beat.

What egg has no shell?
An eggplant.

What did the polite egg say when it bumped into the chicken?
Egg-cuse me!

What do you call it when a chicken says, “I laid a 500 pound egg?”
An Egg-aggeration!

Why did the egg cross the road?
Because it wasn’t chicken yet.

Click to read Ryan’sON STAGE jokes or his ANTS jokes or his Valentine’s Day jokes.