Ryan's Meghan Rose Knows It All Jokes

How did Mommy Stone get her little pebble to sleep?
She ROCKED him.

What did the boy say when he finished a three hour test on rocks?
That was HARD.

Rock One: Do you think we should cross the lake?

Rock Two: Let’s skip it.

What do you call an athletic stone?
A JOCK ROCK.

What do you call a stone that tells time?
A CLOCK ROCK.

What do you call a stone that tells jokes?
A KNOCK-KNOCK-WHO'S THERE ROCK

What do you call a stone physician?
A DOC ROCK.

What do you call a crushed rock?
Sand

Ryan is up to his old joking tricks again! If you want to read more of his silly jokes, go back to his BLAM page and click away.