Ryan’s Jokes

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Why are Egyptian mummies so secretive?
Because they like to keep things under wraps.

How do pots and pans keep secrets?
They put a lid on it.

What did one secretive shoe say to the other?
Hold your tongue.

Why can�t a roll of tape keep secrets?
You can see right through it.

What is a good name for a mystery writer?
Paige Turner.

When is a purple diary not purple?
When it is READ (red).

What kind of word opens a door?
A keyword.

What do you call groups of angry letters?
Crosswords.

What kind of words do bees use?
Buzzwords.

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