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Ryan's Jokes
What did the fireman give his Valentine?
A dozen hoses!
What did the farmer give his Valentine?
HOGS and kisses!
What did the love-struck stamp say to the envelope?
I’m stuck on you.
What did Peanut Butter say to Jelly?
I’m nuts about you.
Why does Cupid shoot love arrows on Valentine’s day?
Because his squirt gun is empty.
Ryan didn’t give you “groaner” jokes (you’ll have to look back at his ON STAGE
jokes to
read those) or funny riddle jokes (you’ll have to look back at his ANTS
jokes to
read those). Instead he thought of a theme (Valentine’s Day) and made up silly jokes to match. They are not super duper funny, but they are sure to make you smile! And everyone loves to smile!
You can make up silly jokes too. Here’s how:
- Think of a theme (like winter).
- Brainstorm a list of words you can play with that relate to winter (like snow).
- Now ask a question you can end with a brainstorm list answer. (What did the detective say to the snowman?) (I SNOW what you’re up to!)
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