Ryan's Jokes

How is a window like a broken arm?
They both have panes (pains)!

How is a dog like a table?
They both have four legs!

How is phone like the planet Saturn?
They both have rings.

How is a lost kitten like a leg in a crowded room?
They both need (kneed) you.

How is a balloon like a can of soda?
They are both full of POP.

Ryan didn’t give you “groaner” jokes this time. (You’ll have to look back at his last jokes to read those.) These are funny riddle jokes you can create by asking how is this one  thingy over here like this other totally different thingy over there?

Before you tell your friends too many of these riddle jokes, you should ask yourself is the answer funny? Because you could ask, “How is a fish like a salt shaker?” but the answer—they both sit on the kitchen counter—is NOT funny. But if you ask “How is a fish like a toilet?” the answer—they both have TANKS—is funny. Because toilet tanks and fish tanks are funny and kitchen counters are not.

Why don’t you give it a try? How is a _________ like a ___________?